god and the slap
Have you ever thought of reaching out and slapping God in the face? Here is a conversation between God and the slapper:
God: “I created the world.
Slapper: “No, you didn’t. Science proves an explosion did.
God: I created two sexes: male and female. »
Slapper: “No, there are several genres, and I can choose whichever I want to be.”
God: I created marriage — husband and wife, without divorce.
Slapper: “No, different sexes can marry and divorce at will.”
God: I created the family—husband, wife, children.
Slapper: “No, family means any combination of genders and children.”
God: “Life begins in the womb.”
Slapper: “No, life begins shortly after birth.”
God: “Don’t kill.”
Slapper: “Good, except there’s nothing wrong with murdering babies before they’re born.”
God: “I created and love all races.”
Slapper: “No, only my race matters. »
God: “My Word is the absolute truth.
Slapper: “No, nothing like that. Truth is relative and everyone can have their own truth.
God: “Heaven and hell are real.”
Slapper: “Correction, there is no hell, and there is either annihilation or heaven for everyone.”
God I love you.”
Slapper: “No, if you loved me, you wouldn’t allow ___.”
It’s not about politics. It is the rejection of God’s eternal biblical truths.
—Johnny Norwood, Longview